Is his son, by chance, a twelve-year-old girl?

Disapoint...

Are You A Zombie?

I AM Disappoint

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  Is his son, by chance, a twelve-year-old girl?

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  Ahh, Twilight...one of the few series where the female protagonist gets to choose between necrophilia and beastiality. The exception to this, of course, is Sonic the Hedgehog...Princess Elise goes for both! XD

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  "Is his son, by chance, a twelve-year-old girl?" no his son is me cus i like twishite :) and the gay glitterly wannabe vampires ._.

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  Vampires don't sparkle, goddanmit!

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  EEK!!! twitards

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  I was also disappoint, when my dad bring home Twilight..

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  ^ I am Disapoint

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  id be disapointed too.

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  His son probably didn't know it was twilight because his lack of face